RECONCILIATION

IT TAKES A VILLAGE OF FIFTY

PLUS THIS GUY



TO RAM IT DOWN THEIR THROATS

RAM IT HARD

RAM IT HARD

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A SIXTH GRADER? NO JOHN BOEHNER YOU ARE NOT BUT YOU ARE ORANGER

PRESIDENT OBAMA
NEEDED A TELEPROMPTER
TO ADDRESS
A GROUP
OF SIXTH GRADERS

PRESIDENT OBAMA
NEEDED NO TELEPROMPTER
TO DEMOLISH THE GOP
AT THEIR OWN
LITTLE
GOPPY
RETREAT

WHAT DOES THIS SAY
ABOUT GOP TALKING POINTS?

BE THE BOSS TO AMERICA'S COURTNEY COX

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT

CHANGE TAKES TIME

CHANGE IS HARD

AND SOMETIMES
CHANGE
HAS TO BEGIN
AS A SMALL THING

THAT GROWS
INTO A BIG THING

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
WITHOUT A SPARK

58 SENATORS
MEANS NEVER
DANCING IN THE DARK



BECAUSE A SENATOR IS A SPARK, YOU SEE
AND 58 OF THEM COULD SET THE CURTAINS ON FIRE

IN THIS SCENARIO, JEFF ZUCKER IS CONGRESS

THE RISE AND FALL AND RISE

OF CONAN O'BRIEN AS HOST OF THE TONIGHT SHOW

IS MUCH LIKE

THE RISE AND FALL AND POTENTIAL RISE

OF HEALTH CARE REFORM IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

FIRST THERE WAS HOPE

THEN THERE WAS FAILURE

TO SELL IT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

AND THEN

THERE WAS

PREMATURE

CANCELLATION

BUT AS COCO SAYS

YOU CANNOT BE CYNICAL

NOTHING CAN GET DONE

IF YOU ARE CYNICAL

YOU CAN DO SO MUCH

IF YOU HAVE HOPE

AND VOTES

OF WHICH YOU HAVE 58

AND WORK HARD

AND ARE KIND

THE SUN WILL COME UP

TOMORROW

LET'S MAKE

AN AMAZING THING HAPPEN

BUT THAT IS WHERE THE ANALOGY ENDS BECAUSE I THINK HE'S GOING TO FOX AND YOU WILL NEVER SELL HEALTH CARE REFORM ON FOX

ALSO JAY LENO HAS NEVER POSED NUDE MAYBE

WHEN YOU'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES, HIT SOMETHING BIG TO TAKE WITH YOU

YOU WILL LOSE SEATS IN NOVEMBER

YOU WERE GOING TO ANYWAY

IT TOOK ONE YEAR TO FUCK UP HEALTH CARE REFORM

YOU HAVE ONE MORE YEAR TO SAVE IT




DO IT

BREAKING NEWS: DEMOCRATS ARE TERRIBLE AT MATH

58 > 41

THIS MAKES MORE SENSE IF YOU'RE OLD

VOTERS RESPOND
TO "CHANGE" AND "HOPE"

NOT KOWTOWING
TO PARTY OF NOPE

BURMA SHAVE

BUT WITHOUT 60 THEY WILL FILIBUSTER DDD:

LET THEM READ TWILIGHT
FOR NINETEEN HOURS STRAIGHT

THEN COME IN AND VOTE
AND WIN ANYWAY
WITH 51 VOTES

THAT WAY YOU WIN
AND THEY HAVE TO SUFFER
THROUGH TWILIGHT

MAY HIS TEETH SHINE A LIGHT THAT CUTS THROUGH THE DARKNESS

IF YOU HAVE 58 SENATORS
AND 8 SENATORS LEAVE
AND NOW YOU HAVE 50 SENATORS

USE THE SILVER BULLET TRAIN



UN-MUZZLE THE VICE PRESIDENT
AND LET HIM BE YOUR 51ST

PLEASE REMEMBER TO WATER AND FEED HIM
BEFORE YOU RE-MUZZLE HIM

TWO ISSUES ENTER, ONE ISSUE LEAVES???

IT IS NOT "JOBS BILL" VERSUS "HEALTH CARE REFORM"

IT IS "JOBS BILL AND HEALTH CARE REFORM"



LEARN TO WALK
AND CHEW GUM

AT THE SAME TIME

BUT WHAT IF HE WAS NAKED IN THE TRUCK

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT SCOTT BROWN

1. Looked pleasing while naked five million years ago

2. Has a truck

3. VOTED FOR UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE IN MASSASASSAFRAS


DON'T LET SENATOR NAKED TRUCK GUY RUN OVER HEALTH CARE REFORM

CAN'T YOU COUNT AREN'T THERE 59

DROOPY DOG
DOES NOT COUNT

THERE ARE 57 DEMOCRATS
AND ONE SOCIALIST BAMF
IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE

DEAL WITH IT
YOU WORTHLESS
SPINELESS
FAINTING GOATS