IN THIS SCENARIO, JEFF ZUCKER IS CONGRESS

THE RISE AND FALL AND RISE
OF CONAN O'BRIEN AS HOST OF THE TONIGHT SHOW
IS MUCH LIKE
THE RISE AND FALL AND POTENTIAL RISE
OF HEALTH CARE REFORM IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

FIRST THERE WAS HOPE

THEN THERE WAS FAILURE
TO SELL IT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

AND THEN
THERE WAS
PREMATURE
CANCELLATION

YOU CANNOT BE CYNICAL

NOTHING CAN GET DONE
IF YOU ARE CYNICAL

YOU CAN DO SO MUCH
IF YOU HAVE HOPE

AND VOTES
OF WHICH YOU HAVE 58

AND WORK HARD
AND ARE KIND

THE SUN WILL COME UP
TOMORROW

LET'S MAKE
AN AMAZING THING HAPPEN

BUT THAT IS WHERE THE ANALOGY ENDS BECAUSE I THINK HE'S GOING TO FOX AND YOU WILL NEVER SELL HEALTH CARE REFORM ON FOX

ALSO JAY LENO HAS NEVER POSED NUDE MAYBE