THE RISE AND FALL AND RISE
OF CONAN O'BRIEN AS HOST OF THE TONIGHT SHOW
IS MUCH LIKE
THE RISE AND FALL AND POTENTIAL RISE
OF HEALTH CARE REFORM IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
FIRST THERE WAS HOPE
THEN THERE WAS FAILURE
TO SELL IT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
AND THEN
THERE WAS
PREMATURE
CANCELLATION
YOU CANNOT BE CYNICAL
NOTHING CAN GET DONE
IF YOU ARE CYNICAL
YOU CAN DO SO MUCH
IF YOU HAVE HOPE
AND VOTES
OF WHICH YOU HAVE 58
AND WORK HARD
AND ARE KIND
THE SUN WILL COME UP
TOMORROW
LET'S MAKE
AN AMAZING THING HAPPEN
BUT THAT IS WHERE THE ANALOGY ENDS BECAUSE I THINK HE'S GOING TO FOX AND YOU WILL NEVER SELL HEALTH CARE REFORM ON FOX
ALSO JAY LENO HAS NEVER POSED NUDE MAYBE